Today I had to drive my car into a secure Government Facility. When I showed my ID to the guard, he commented to me that something very special just happened. So I asked him what and he said that 3 out of the previous 4 cars ahead of me were driven by a “Turner”. My immediate thought was to make a joke about the counterfeiting equipment getting stuck on the last name. But considering where I was, I felt it would not lead to him laughing at the joke. Then he showed me his badge and his last name was “Turner” also. So I just said “Wow what a coincidence!”, congratulated him on his name and drove in.